What you should know about dating a scorpio

You guys are horrible people. I am a Scorpio, and I am a horrible person. But being a horrible person has little to do with my astrological sign, which if anything should be one of my few redeeming qualities. And it is a fact, or at least as much fact as the rest of astrology is. If you are dating or have dated a Scorpio, chances are the following things are true. If you find yourself mysteriously attracted to that weird guy with the beard who sleeps on newspapers in the subway and likes telling you that the end of the world is nigh, chances are he was born in November and is amazing in bed.

Scorpios are always dominant and always in control. You want us on your team, because then your team will win. We still want to know your business, though. My boyfriend often comes home to me watching Forensic Files and grinning like Norman Bates. Scorpios are famous for being interested in death, horror, noir, the supernatural and sometimes even the occult.

Seriously, the things we find funny can make us bad people. Instead, be glad that we have the ability to find humor in otherwise ghastly things, because it makes life a whole lot easier. Scorpios are brutally honest. We can be a little psychic. Or psycho, depending on how cynical you are. This can be attributed to their observational skills and keen memory, as well as to them all having The Shining.

If you tell us about someone who pushed you on the subway or screwed you over at work or bullied you in third grade, we will want to hold you close, then find whoever hurt you and kill everything that they love. Not only will they be super-helpful in whatever you need, they also will withhold judgment and keep their mouths shut about it.

Jodi Arias needed a Scorpio friend. Scorpios have an incredible memory as well as an innate ability to detect the truth in any given situation, so your best bet is to not even try sugarcoating or lying to them. Which leads me to … Scorpios are cunning, can be vindictive and have very few qualms about destroying you. You know the premise of Gone Girl? Find more must-read sex and dating tips!


In case you didn’t know, we’re officially in Scorpio SZN. Welcome to Hell. Jk, Scorpio season is fab. We have Halloween, we have Election Day (also my birthday), we have the beginning of when it starts to get cold and we’re still trying to wear mini-skirts, it’s all great. But if you’re trying to date. Do Know If You’re a Match. Even if you take all of these tips into consideration, dating a Scorpio man ultimately comes down to taking a chance and seeing where the cards fall. Good luck! Photo sources: dezan.tk, dezan.tk, attractingwomencom, dezan.tk, dezan.tk

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#1 03.09.2018 Š² 07:03 Amidesherfe:
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