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It originally aired on November 19, Unfortunately, Huey , Riley and Robert soon learn that Luna is an expert on deadly arts of kung-fu Plot The episode begins with Granddad trying to find a beautiful young woman to date through online dating sites which he discovered from Riley in " Stinkmeaner Strikes Back " but with no more success than his first attempts.

He becomes increasingly upset as each date fails to live up to the online photos they post on their respective profiles. This proves fruitful when Luna voiced by Aisha Tyler agrees to spend the weekend with the Freeman family.

Both of the boys are a little wary, Riley especially believes she is going to steal their cash, but Granddad dismisses their concerns and assures the boys everything will be fine. Huey simply does not believe meeting someone so early is wise.

When Luna arrives, she is physically everything Granddad has hoped for. A visual gag shows her Myspace photo set floating next to her as she stands in the doorway, for comparison purposes.

The woman comments that she looks just like her photo. While Granddad is quite a bit nervous, this soon turns to an object of horror among the family after Luna explains her participation in the mythical secret mixed martial arts master tournament known as the Kumite - everytime someone says Kumite, a sound effect from a Kung-Fu movie is heard for a second.

Luna herself is quite indifferent to such homicidal tendencies, even going as far to joke about them. The Freemans excuse themselves and regroup in the bathroom. Having been freaked out by the truth of Luna, Riley asked why Granddad invited a killer kung-fu wolf bitch to their home.

Meanwhile, Luna is on her headset with a friend named Nicole voiced by Tichina Arnold , who seems to believe that Luna should not take fault in anything that may have caused Robert to act strangely.

Huey tells Granddad that that Luna cannot really be a White Lotus master, and leaves the bathroom to express his skepticism to Luna herself. Huey accepts, and ends up being utterly and severely beaten. She later regrets it and punches a hole in the wall for beating up Huey.

After recovering, Huey gives Granddad an alibi to get Luna out of the house. Robert is seen playing checkers with Uncle Ruckus at the park, both unaware that Luna is spying on them while they are playing their game.

During their conversation, Robert talks to Ruckus about his recent date and luck with women in internet dating. She overhears Robert calling her a "crazy bitch", which infuriates her. The boys return home later and find their rooms ransacked and the windows barred with nails. When Riley picks up the phone, he discovers it has been disconnected. Before they can do anything, Luna seals them inside the room.

Granddad enters the house moments later and is subdued by Luna knocking him out with a choke-hold. She then ties him up and holds him at gunpoint. Unsurprisingly, Granddad is fearful of responding truthfully or making an excuse. Moments later, neighbor Tom DuBois arrives at the Freeman house. Huey had e-mailed Tom earlier, expressing concern that Luna might return with violent intentions and asking him to check on the Freeman family periodically. An embarrassed Tom, who believes Huey was worrying over nothing, eventually explains this to Luna and asks to be allowed inside to search the home.

Luna tries to get Tom to go away by lying to him, but Huey had anticipated everything Luna was likely to tell Tom and had advised him not to believe it and to search the house anyway. She then binds him and puts him with her other captives. Luna lamenting while Tom and Robert are tied up on the bed. Granddad pleads for her to spare Tom, who had nothing to do with what is going on, and for himself to be released. Afterward, she finally breaks down, but Granddad tells her she was far too special to even consider dating such men.

He goes on to say that no matter how horrible her past relationships were, she cannot take her anger out on those she encounters in her love life who do not have the same feelings for her, as it will prove to be counterproductive, which will lead her to a lonely life.

Tom agrees, and says kidnapping those who she has feelings for but does not receive them back in return is not an ideal way to get a partner.

Luna agrees, but is saddened at the fact she is lonely and may never get married, contemplating blowing herself up with a grenade.

Granddad and Tom urge her not to in large part because setting the grenade off in the bedroom would also kill the two of them , and Granddad tells her she should not allow people to abuse her in the way she has been, and take more responsibility for the direction of her life.

Luna finally calms down, frees both Granddad and Tom and decides to leave the Freeman household. With the crisis avoided, the family and Tom wait until Luna has left before feeling safe.

Huey stays behind staring at the remains of the car before he finally leaves as well. Outside, Nicole continues to chatter through her Bluetooth earpiece, giving more bad advice about torturing Granddad into proposing to her, completely unaware that her best friend is dead. Trivia While Grandad is dancing after the opening credits you can can hear a crude rendition of "Temperature" by Sean Paul, with the lyrics sounding like quotes from Dr.

Notably the episode has moments involving winks at the Mortal Kombat franchise. In two instances one involving Luna removing an opponents heart with her bare hand like Kano does in the first game resulting in a bloody displayed "Fatality! The scene in which Luna has a gun aimed at Robert in his bed is a possible reference of a scene between Lorraine Bracco and Ray Liotta in Goodfellas.

A martial arts sound effect is heard every time someone says "kumite". While Huey and Riley are trapped in their bedroom, Luna threatens to anally rape Grandad with a broomstick, referring to the Glen Ridge Rape.


"Attack of the Killer Kung-Fu Wolf Bitch" is the sixth episode of the second season of The Boondocks. It originally aired on November 19, Robert's online dating adventures lead him to a beautiful woman named Luna, whom he invites for the dezan.tkunately, Huey, Riley and Robert soon learn that Luna is an expert on Next episode: Shinin'. The Boondocks Season 4 Episode 6: Grandad Dates a Kardashian. Like; Tweet +1; Chozen Posted on May 31, Category: Hip Hop News. Grandad begins dating a long lost Kardashian sister and Huey questions her intentions, this episode couldn't have been timed any better; It arrives just as Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are tying the .

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